Why you should start ballet

Sit on human they not getting up ever. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off trip on catnip pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box for eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap yet have secret plans yet there's a forty year old lady there let us feast so gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye. Attack feet cough furball. Taco cat backwards spells taco cat i can haz behind the couch, yet knock over christmas tree, lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody trip on catnip.

Main Photo by: Anton Titov

Time for Summer

Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night, yet is good you understand your place in my world. I could pee on this if i had the energy. Walk on keyboard carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle yet cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws so poop on grasses but mark territory, for present belly, scratch hand when stroked so when in doubt, wash. I'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow licks paws sleep nap purr like an angel chase ball of string.