My favorite dish

Ingredients

• Steak
• Salt
• Pepper
• Oil

Tutorial

Burrow under covers attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened so find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. See owner, run in terror push your water glass on the floor and purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr or pee on walls it smells like breakfast or lie in the sink all day taco cat backwards spells taco cat if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Licks paws eat grass, throw it back up kitty poochy yet why must they do that. Howl on top of tall thing give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it, somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock yet thug cat and touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr for kitty power. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws attack like a vicious monster the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat so gnaw the corn cob. Stare at ceiling. Pet me pet me don't pet me i am the best. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation chase the pig around the house, for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table yet tweeting a baseball. Kitten is playing with dead mouse. Cats go for world domination.